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Send your crush an eggplant in the mail

October 03, 2017

The Eggplant Emoji has a new meaning...

Sexts are going old school with a snail mail option called Eggplant Mail

While the eggplant emoji is a standard choice for colorful sexters everywhere, a new company has decided to allow romantics to send actual, real-life eggplants to their lovers.

Meet  Eggplant Mail.

The company will send an anonymous, 16-word message scrawled on an eggplant to recipients anywhere in the world for just $12.99.

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The idea began as a birthday present for a friend. So whilst walking through my local fruit market I had an idea: I could send him a far weirder real life penis emoji."

Thus, a business was born.

"The purpose of this business is to help people send disturbing phallic eggplants to their haters, lovers, and mothers," Jack said.

Think of it as a sensual food delivery service, though the people behind Eggplant Mail advise recipients of the sexy vegetable not to eat it. Apparently, the mix of permanent marker used and germs acquired in shipping could prove perilous to health.

When asked about how many eggplants have been shipped thus far, Jack is keeping his lips sealed.

" We're not giving away any numbers yet," he said. "But we're seriously expanding storage space."

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